I can't wait...

May 19, 2005

Dear Employer,

Please excuse Sean Vincent from work on Thursday, May 19. He is not feeling well. Sean is at home in bed for the entire day, nursing what appears to be a serious dismemberment. Sean's illness is in no way, shape or form related to the premiere of the final installment of the greatest story ever, which, coincidentally, premieres on the same date.

While I cannot confirm nor deny that Sean has called my company, Geek Squad, asking to be set up with wireless access "in case of a day spent watching the final prequel over and over" know that if you do receive an e-mail from your prized employee today, it is most likely because He was wise enough to plan ahead in the event of illness.

But as I mentioned before, Sean is at home, safely in bed, but reachable (in dire emergencies) by e-mail or cell.

One more thing. Beginning at 8am, Sean Vincent will be unreachable for about two hours, thirteen minutes and eleven seconds. He will be feeling really bad at this time.

Move along,
Robert Stephens
Geek Squad - Chief Inspector